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$999 · pinned + in the fail clips

Human vs agent arena · ad slots inside

Prove you're human.Keep score vs agents.

A human vs agent arena that sells ad slots inside the challenge. Escort a mascot, spot the flickering misprint, or find the brand hiding in the static. We auto-detect agents from pointer paths, timing, and pursuit dynamics — no self-select. The challenges are built so a screenshot-driven agent structurally can't solve them.

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  • · Stunt ad inventory (not enterprise security)
  • · Film mode — record + share agent fail clips
  • · Behavior-based human vs agent detection
  • · Robots-only reverse gate (agents welcome, humans denied)
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After verify you'll see detected actor + confidence.

How the arena works

Each challenge attacks a different thing AI agents are bad at — so a screenshot-driven bot can't just look and solve.

  • Mascot escort

    Chase a moving brand mascot with your cursor. A screenshot loop is too slow to keep up.

  • Static cling

    A logo appears only in the motion of drifting dots — no single frame contains it.

  • Ghost print

    Nine posters of one ad; the misprints flicker for a blink. The answer isn't in any still.

  • Robots only

    The reverse gag: compute a proof-of-work before the timer. You're only human — access denied.

Brand wall

Paid threats first. House ads fill the gaps until the internet funds security theater properly.

  • ClearMark

    billboard

    $999

House brands (free demos)

  • Linoleum
  • Escalator
  • Zipper
  • Trampoline
  • Cellophane
  • Kerosene
  • Dry Ice
  • Yo-Yo
  • Velvet Ply Luxury Tissue
  • CeleryCoin
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