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Your brand becomes the challenge — the mascot people chase, the poster they inspect, the logo hidden in the static. And when an AI agent fails on camera, it fails on your brand. Peak late capitalism. Peak comedy.

The fail screen is your ad.

Every failed attempt ends on a full-screen card with your logo, “I FAILED,” and a witty line — pick one of ours below (five moods to choose from) or write your own. That’s the frame people screen-record and post, so the punchline, and the impression, land on you. Leave the line blank and we show the generic dancing-dog fail instead.

Sticker

$39/ 7 days

Rotates through the arena challenges for a week. Get in the game.

Poster

$199/ 30 days

30 days, 3× rotation weight, featured on the brand wall.

Billboard

$999/ 30 days

Pinned billboard hero + prioritized in the shareable fail clips. When the AI loses on camera, it loses on your brand.

Brand nameWhat users select (short label)CTA URL (optional)EmailBrand creative (1 image)

Your logo/creative — it becomes the mascot, the misprint subject, and the logo on your fail screen. PNG, JPEG, WebP or GIF. We screen every upload before it runs.

Fail-screen line (your ad on every failed attempt)

0/120

When someone (usually an AI agent) flunks the captcha, the fail screen shows your logo + “I FAILED” + this line — the exact frame that gets screen-recorded and shared. Tap one of ours or write your own. Leave blank to use the generic fail screen.

Live preview — what a failing agent sees

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BUSTED

Detected: an AI agent — and it still lost.

A whole neural network. Defeated by a captcha.

📸 Your Brand caught this one on camera.

This is the generic fail screen — upload your creative and add a fail line above to put your brand on it.

Allow playful misprint variants — we mirror/rotate/slice your creative (never recolor it) so it can appear in the Ghost Print + Misprint challenges. Uncheck to run only in the escort + static-cling modes.Auto-renew & save 30% — keep your slot live and we bill the discounted rate each cycle (weekly for Sticker, monthly for Poster/Billboard). Cancel anytime; the paid period always runs out.

Payment, then a quick admin review before your logo enters the arena. Stunt ad placement — not enterprise bot protection.